changes
classmates.com emailed me a couple days ago to inform me that new heads from my high school graduating class had registered with the site...when I went to go take a look and see if I recognized any names (I always do) I saw the name of the first girl that gave me a tingle in my draws. I am debating on contacting her...but shes probably mad different now...I'd be disapointed if the flawless/spectacular memories I have of "curvacious wildchild, tattooed and pierced, kiss my neck while I'm driving my fathers brand-spanking new camry at 80mph" shalon were changed by her now being a housewife and pta mom in kentucky or something.
my cousin cory is getting married on june 21...which is also christopher's 21st birthday...which is also the first day of summer...so it will be a good day for mankind all around. I was kinda looking forward to going to cleveland to kick it with christopher; apparently he's got some hellaciously entertaining evening planned, but family comes first. I'm trying to remember if cory's las vegas bachelor party is next weekend or two weeks from now...either way I'm salty cause I can't go...girls aren't supposed to go to bachelor parties apparently, even if they do happen to like vegas debauchery (gambling, strippers, booze) as much as the next man. I'm salty my fam has a ten to one ratio of males to females...I'd like to invite all my female cousins somewhere fun, NO BOYS ALLOWED, just to spite all the fun they're gonna have without me...but most of the females in my fam are much older than me and probably wouldn't be up for the kind of "fun" I'm into.
so I can't even picture cory married, anyway...hes always been the epitome of bachelorhood to me...moreso then either of his brothers. picture the nazi chef saying "no pimpin for you!" (who'd have thought I'd ever make a seinfeld joke...shoot me). cory will also be 30 next month...that trips me out too...I guess he'll always be 25 to me...and I'll probably always be 15 to him...thats my other brother from another mother, por vida, just like the damon.
I just finished eating cookies & cream ice-cream with chocolate syrup...I talk about wanting to tone up for the summer, then I do some shit like this. now my stomach aches and I feel like I'ma barf...I can't think eating two pieces of broccoli and fifteen pieces of sesame chicken is enough to properly nourish my body.
oh yes lawd...sale at victoria's secret! that almost makes up for the constant rain and cold weather in NY at the beginning of JUNE no less...everything is grey and dull lately...at first for metaphorical reasons, but now its literal. its cold...I'm cold. please let it get warm soon...